BOOM!
STUNNING, ISN’T IT? THUNDERBIRDS CAN…CAN CREATE SUCH POWERFUL WEATHER SO NATURALLY. ITS USUALLY LIKE THIS WHEN THEY FEEL THREATENED, OR ANGRY OR…
BOOM!
Eep! Grunt! MAYBE WE SHOULD’VE DONE THIS WHEN IT WASN’T SO…SO LIVELY. I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF…
…
Oh, that’s better. We’ve reached the eye of the storm. And there it is.
SQUARK!
Incredible.
Okay, where was I? Oh, are you okay? Hang on.
…
Urg, all our notes are wet. Damn, means we’ll have to start again. Urg, but this rain is still too heavy. We’ll have to wait for the Thunderbird to calm down.
Funny, normally storms like this occur when the creature is uncomfortable, feeling threatened or scared. I don’t understand why this one is acting so…
Oh, that’s right! It’s mate is away and it’s lonely. Poor thing.
SQUARK!
I wonder if I can do something to help it? But why could I do to calm a Thunderbird?
…
What? What’s with that look?
You’re a quill, how are you even giving me looks?
…
No, I can’t just go up and have sex with it!
…
Because…for one thing, just because I maybe fool around with other creatures, sometimes, doesn’t mean I’m okay with trying to fuck every magical creature in the reserve!
Besides, Thunderbirds are huge. And I’ve seen their genitals. They wouldn’t work with me. There’s still birds, after all.
And anyway, this is a female Thunderbird.
…
So? So I’ve never…okay, I have. But that doesn’t make me…okay, yes, I’m attracted to girls as well as boys. But I’ve never fucked a female creature before. Where would I start?
…
Okay, okay…geez, if you’re so eager to see this storm disappear.
But if I get struck by lightning while I’m up there, it’s your fault!
…
SQUARK!
Hello! I thought I’d keep you company. This storm is really loud and that’s a lot of rain today, huh? Are you lonely?
Squark!
Yeah, I bet.
…
Hey, um…why don’t I help you out. Relieve some…tension?
That sounds corny. Why did I say that?
Squark!
Oh, I guess she didn’t mind. Well, she hasn’t knocked me off this perch yet, so…here goes.
Let’s see if these hands are good for more than just scooping muck, or whatever.
Squark!
BOOM! BOOM BOOM!
SQUARK!
I THINK I’M GETTING THE HANG OF IT..!
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